Yeah, I don’t like you
First of all, I’d like to thank everyone who wished me a happy birthday!
I did end up doing all those things as planned, but let’s just say that the long anticipated Friday night rendezvous with JL did not turn out as expected. At all. I was definitely not anticipating any angry yelling and throwing up. -_- Anyways, my encounter with what a douchebag JL turned out and some other random annoying shit led to this list of why I probably don’t like you. Be prepared for some major cussing, you have been warned.
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Guys who lead girls on then try to play innocent
Yeah, this one is definitely dedicated to the lameass named JL I unfortunately met that blasted night. Trying to make out with the girl, asking for her phone number, texting her afterwards, and then asking for her AIM/MSN and IMing her afterwards having hour long conversations is NOT making it perfectly clear that you guys were just friends. It is, however, making it clear that you are an utter jerkwad who needs to grow some balls and either make some damn moves, or don’t make any at all. Yeah, and using the whole “you’re the one with a boyfriend” is a weak comeback, since you KNEW all of this before you decided to be a dipshit. And if you’re going to stalk her facebook, at least be smart about it. The only person who’s been calling her “baby” these past weeks her my friend, who YOU KNEW. God knows what the deuce you were looking at.
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People who get emotionally involved for no reason
Ok, I get you’re having a bad week, but seriously, you’re not the one who’s being played by a guy who you actually thought was decent. You’re also not the one who decided to take 5 shots because you got played and felt like shit. So I don’t understand why you would be an idiot and make things worse for your friend by yelling at the said guy, when this has NOTHING to do with you in the first place. You’re supposed to make your friend feel better and try to keep the damage to the lowest degree possible, not add fire to water. I don’t care if your new car got rear-ended the day after you bought it or if your mom is on her menopause, no one is grateful for the middle-school crap you pulled.
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People who don’t know when to shut up
Are you blind? Are you deaf? If not, then you must just be stupid. The guy driving you to the club is already pissed off. Yet you’re there yapping away talking about your rabbit, about your nails, and about you-think-is-cute-but-I-think-is-ugly-as-f*** dude and how he’s not texting you. Are you really that slow? Ok, maybe you are, and being slow isn’t a crime. But when someone actually tells you what’s going on and you’re still yapping away, you’re just asking for it. The guy pissed off already thinks you’re an idiot, and your stupidity isn’t helping. Thanks for making the car ride awkward you dumb bitch.
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People who use your stuff and don’t wash it after
I don’t mind other people using my things, as long as you wash/replace it afterwards. So if you’re going to use my forks, wash them when you’re done with it, so that I can use them when I need to. Hell, I don’t even ask that you ask me for permission, but the least you can do is make sure my things are available when I need them. Yet some inconsiderate twat keeps using my kitchen utensils but can’t be damned to wash them afterwards. So every time I need to use my knife, I have to pick it out of the dirty sink amidst other dirty dishes and gunk and wash it. And I do NOT like washing dishes, especially after some idiot who uses my shit without permission! When I want my utensils, I want them NOW.
Yeah, I’m obviously not in a happy mood today, thank you for noticing.




