I’m An Idiot Magnet

written on February 4, 2009 in Stupid People

I really wish I didn’t have to post another angry ranting post, but I’m starting to think I’m some sort of idiot or asshole magnet, because that’s the type of people I tend to attract into my vicinity. D: The people in the following post make my former group of party buddies look like saints.

These three girls come to my friend’s apartment, all loud and obnoxious, at 1am Tuesday night, because another friend had to be an idiot and invite them. But even then, you’d think they’d have the courtesy to at least quiet down because the other girls living in the apartment were there as well, but no. These dumb bitches continue being loud, and after we tell them to quiet it down as to not piss off my friend’s housemates, they complained that my friend should have bonded better with the other girls, and that it wasn’t really their problem.

So they continue being loud, obnoxious, and ugly, pissing off my already tired and angry friend even more. She just wanted people out of her place so she could rest, but she felt bad about telling everyone because asides from those bimbos, she didn’t mind the rest of the people. So I told one of them to get the people out in 5 minutes, or else I’m going to tell them to STFU and get the fuck out. Then those same bitches start complaining again, saying that if we had something to say, we should say it to their faces. I heard at least 2 of them go “What is their problem? Gosh!”

Until finally, my friend’s housemates got annoyed and asked us if she could boot them out. We cried for joy as if we had seen the face of Jesus himself, and begged her to please do so. So she did, and forget thank you’s and goodbyes, those bitches just complained “Gosh, why did we even come here, geez, they don’t even want us. We should’ve gone to my place, none of this would happened! Gosh!”.

I do believe I lost about 10lb, 5 years of my life, and grew 3 white hair last night no thanks to these twats.Error processing request