Is this what you are looking for?

I was looking through my site tracker the other day, curious to see how people found this blog. Asides from the obvious, aka. links from other blogs, I also noticed that quite a bit of my visitors were referred here by search engine results. Of course, being the curious (I hate this part of me sometimes) person that I am, I checked to see what people searched for, and here is what I found:

Super Girl

According to Google, my site is the 3rd result if you search for “Super Girl”. But is this really what you were looking for, or did you just click this link out of curiosity? Either way, out of all my search engine referrals, almost half got here because they searched for this term.
Blair Waldorf ‘s lingerie

Apparently I’m not the only one infatuated with Blair’s choice of lingerie on Gossip Girl, because this is my second most popular search term. I don’t blame these people; I used to be one of them, searching blindly for where I could buy something close to what B wore without breaking my wallet, until I found my way to Macy’s lingerie department, and that’s where you should go too if you’re stil searching
fat smilies

This one made me laugh, because I never knew there were actually things such as “fat” (or even obese) smilies. I thought I made up the term when I ranted about how people who were literally challenged liked giving their emoticons extra chins, hence making them appear fat. Well apparently these emoticons have a name now: fat smilies. Talk about stating the obvious
digital perms

Technically I never blogged about my digital perm, but I did share some great products for curly/wavy hair that I use. But in a nutshell, a digital perm basically gives you the curling iron curls, vs the I-just-got-struck-by-lightening poof of the traditional perm. It’s supposed to be less damaging, but that’s a bunch of BS because my hair pretty much died after my perm. I’m still in the painful process of nursing it back to life Oh well, at least the waves I got from my perm are pretty enough to make up for the damage.
talking dirty

I know I mislead some of my readers with my post about talking shit about others, but apparently it mislead a couple Googlers, who were actually trying to learn how to talk dirty to others. I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I don’t think I’ll ever write a tutorial on how to do that. Go download some pr0n¹ or better yet, read Cosmopolitan².

And that’s pretty much it. Talking dirty is about the most obscene search term I got on my list, and it’s not even that obscene at all. I was kind of hoping for something so absurd and out of this world so I could use a laugh and maybe write an entry about it. However, I did have someone search for “Jenny Wu Wingstranger” and find this blog. Stalker much?

Have you noticed any interesting search terms for your blog? If so, what are they?Error processing request

Though in my opinion, that’s the worst place you can learn about anything related to naughty things in the bedroom. Everything in there is just so…fake (including the boobs) ↩
Actually, that might be a worse idea than pr0n… ↩

written on March 11, 2010 in WWW

17 Comments

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http://rainydream.net Ivy

Those terms or searches are extremely random! :O I don't usually like to put my blog up for searches on search engine. They attract more spams. : But it's interesting on what terms people search to get to your blog. I now wonder what mine are!

http://riyuu.org Jenny

Yeah, I don't think I actually attracted any long-term readers with search engines, and I always have a fear of people in real life finding me Oh well.

http://simplic.wordpress.com Jihyun

Hi there Mimi!
Your layout changed! I like it. So i see a pikachu, a raichu, and uh, you say that is a pichu? ..good ole days of pokemon. HAHA.

Your so popular with the search engine.
I happened to find you from other people's blog.
The talking dirty one made me laugh.

I don't know mine since I don't get much traffic on my blog. I have a habit of disappearing…then reappearing…lol

http://riyuu.org Jenny

Hi! I remember you! But yes, I think most of my readers find me through other blogs, not through search engines, but it's always interesting to see how people found my site

http://www.sushi-box.org Anna

Haha that's so funny how you're the third result if you search for Super Girl. I find that really amazing LOL.

Aaww sorry to hear about your disastrous perm I had mines chemically straightened. I wish I have smooth, straight, frizz-less hair =/

http://riyuu.org Jenny

I guess it's because Super Girl isn't that popular of a search term?

I used to get my hair straightened as well, and I miss that smooth and silky feeling when you first get it. My hair isn't too bad anymore, since the treatments I bought are slowly working

http://newromantic.net Evelyn

Funny!

I believe my blog isn't even on the first pages of any search hehehe!
http://unspokenwords.org Bonnie

its awesome that youre getting traffic from all these searches haha !

i checked mine too and i only get google clicks from key words like 'taeyang' ahaha
http://gibberish.bubble.nu Anh

omg, having someone search for your real name is kind of scary haha

But other than that, random searches much? The super girl thing, I pretty much understand but LOL, talking dirty?

Anyway, thanks for the comment! Your blog seems very interesting, I like the way you write (not trying to sound creepy, haha) And of course, pikachu ftw!

http://riyuu.org Jenny

Woohoo, Pikachu FTW

Yeah, I was slightly creeped out when I found out someone was searching for my real name, which is why now some of my posts are private.

I'm not surprised that people were searching for "talking dirty", but they must have been disappointed when they saw my site

http://dinokill.com Jack

Wow, this mad me laugh!!
http://essencious.org Krystal

Interesting search results Jenny. I believe my top search is "Farmville" because I posted about it once. It has gotten me any hits tho.
http://hoshigirl.com Gel

Thanks to your blog entry, it made me feel curious as to what other people search for and eventually end up on my site. I'll check it out when I can.

Haha what made me laugh was the fat smilies part! I didn't know that people search them as such on Google

BTW I love your layout, Pikachu / Pichu's adorable!
http://kre8tivity.nu Emma

Lol, what random search terms! This is my weirdest: "what is the email about the cute dog with blinking eyes saying i miss you and i see you there at your computer and you look great" – I don't even know HOW that relates to my blog!

Good to know I'm not the only one who can't make their mind up about a domain name!
http://yoakemae.net Ariane

Teehee. That lil' blurb about "talking dirty" and how people were looking for something else had me laughing. Maybe "talking trash" would be apt, for want of a better phrase?

Now that you've posted this, I'm tempted to leaf through my tracker and see what kind of search terms my site attracts!

PS// Thanks for stopping by YM.net as well – much appreciated! I wonder how you stumbled upon it
http://amourchaleur.com Dayna

I've a lot more random terms on mine too! Perhaps I should write a blog post and laugh at it.

I think that Google search tends to mislead people at times. Some people arrive at my website to see nothing they are looking for. I'm glad to say no one has search for my name using Google yet.
http://newyorkcanwait.com Iman

LOL, in relation to Blair Waldorf's lingerie, I've been getting lots of hits from "Chuck Bass Blackberry" hahaa, thanks Gossip Girl! But I have to agree, Blair really does have the best lingerie.