Laugh, it’s good for your health

A while back I wrote a post on what I did when I was bored, and I featured 3 funny websites that I visited to pass time. It’s been almost 2 years since that post, and while I do still visit those sites from time to time, I’ve found funnier sites since then:

Damn You Autocorrect

Apparently the autocorrect feature on iPhone often has a mind of its own, and this site features hilarious autocorrects that people have encountered. Some of them are pretty brilliant, and I give props to Steve Jobs for this feature I’m tempted to switch to using an iPhone just to see what it’ll autocorrect.

A: How do I take a screenshit on my Mac?
B: Balance and toilet paper?
A: Hahaha, SCREENSHOT!

A: I can’t wait for Halloween! I’m so going to bedazzle your vagina
B: What…the hell?
A: BE VEGETA! Vegeta from Dragonball Z!!

Yahoo… Answers?

Yahoo answers can be pretty useful to finding answers to random questions, but every once in a while you’ll get some moron asking moronic questions with smartasses providing the answers. This blog/tumblr provides the best of these stupid Yahoo questions asked, and you’d be amazed (and amused) at what you see:

Q: What’s a person from London called?
A: My neighbor is from London and he’s called Rob¹

Q: Has Harry Potter written any other books?
A1: Yes, it’s the one where Zelda saves a princess²
A2: Him and Frodo are tag teaming to write the next sparkly vampire romance³
A3: I’m embarrassed to be in your internet presence⁴

The Oatmeal

I wish there was a new comic here everyday, because they’re seriously laugh-your-ass-off hilarious, given that you share the same sense of humor. But even if you don’t, the comics are still pretty funny, and often times there’s a lot of truth in them:

You'll love his comics if you appreciate obscene and honest humour.

Dear Blank, Please Blank

These are pretty straightforward, and I feel like I would only confuse you more if I tried to explain it.

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream… What now?⁵
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Cedric Diggory,
Vampires don’t sparkle. 20 points from Hufflepuff!
Sincerely, Snape

Have you ever visited any of these sites? If so, do you have a favorite? Is there a particular comic/text/yahoo answer that you like from these sites?Error processing request

Every time I see a smartass answer like this I want to give the person a high-five ↩
Win #1 ↩
Win #2 ↩
Win #3 ↩
Anyone who has seen Inception should get this ↩

written on January 13, 2011 in Funnies

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http://itsdaronbitch.net DaRon

Ahaha these sites could prove useful for me while I'm at work! I usually just use Engrish.com some of the things they find is very hilarious, random facebook games, currently obsessed with whatever Mahjong they have on there, and random celebrity blogs, namely Oh No They Didn't and Arama They Didn't.

And nope, I wish the pass was free! It's actually over $600 dollars . but the price depends on how far you live from Center City (Philadelphia)… and I live pretty far (30-40 minutes by train) so kinda sucks.
http://itsdaronbitch.net DaRon

Oh double comment! Ahaha I'm adding you to my blog list
http://essencious.org Krystal

I love those Yahoo answer sites. There's a few around, don't remember the URL though. Those are super funny, love reading them sometimes. Seriously so many morons out there.

Loving the Yaris style I'm going to take a look at it IRL this weekend. I'm not looking to buy one for a few more months so I might find something else I like later. At the moment I just favour it because its cute.
http://6birds.net Liz

These were hilarious. The Yahoo! Answers website makes me laugh. A lot of the questions and answers are just … funny. But I do sometimes feel bad for some of the people that ask questions! Ahahh.

DYAC … I didn't know it was really that bad! A few of my friends have an iTouch, and they're always typing the wrong things, and then blaming it on auto correct. I sort of believed it before, but now I really do. That's awful! …But SO funny. Auto-Correct must have a horrible, disturbing, dirty mind of its own. :O
http://siliconsara.com Sara

This reminds me of a few funny sites I frequent like There, I fixed it and fml.
http://patisserie-rabbits.net Vermillion

Haha I love visiting Damn You Autocorrect and reading about people's weird questions on Yahoo Answers . I always remember the question "How is babby formed?"
http://blog.spicaa.net Tina

When you posted DYA on Twitter I wasted so many hours reading through it, . I also check out fml, mlia and, my personal favourite: Not Always Right, .
http://dreamling.ca Aisling

I love these sites! But they are wayyyy better when they first start, because after a while it seems like a lot of fake things are submitted. Like, I'm sure most of Damn You Auto Correct is fake now. It still makes me laugh, but not in the ab-hurting, can't breathe way it did when it first started!
http://www.silent-white.com/ Cat

I love Damn You Autocorrect and The Oatmeal too I didn't know about Dear Blank, Please Blank before. I can't stop reading it now!

I also like notalwaysright.com and lamebook.com