Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

written on August 26, 2009 in Reviews, Stardom

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Dear NYMMG (Model Management Group),

First off, you are a bunch of big fat liars and scammers. However, I can only blame myself as I was too blinded by my own dream of stardom to realize the kind of rip-off you guys were trying to sell to hopeful models and actors like myself.

  • $3000 for a photoshoot with some photographer you forced me to work with1
  • $10002 to print out a bunch of comp cards
  • $900/year to be on your “web database”

If all this upfront money isn’t bullshit, I don’t know what is. And the ironic thing is, of the 2 years I have worked with you, I’ve made a total of $500. Yes, $500 after spending all that money, not to mention missing classes so I can commute 5 damn hours on some smelly Chinatown bus to New York, only to go through the same commute 3 hours later. The rest of the shit you send me to are castings and more castings, and even those are few and rare.

I don’t care if you’re based in New York, the great fashion capital of the US or if you have a page filled with your “successful models and actors” (which just looks desperate in my opinion), I have made more money and gotten more work in the DC area within the past half year than I have with YOU. Do you know how SAD and PATHETIC that is? As a matter of fact, one of my greatest achievements so far, modeling for Korto Momolu, happened through my agent in DC, not through your big pompous-ass of an agency.

So you know what? You can take your retarded castings and auditions and shove them up your asses and light it on fire, because that’s exactly what you guys are, a bunch of liars. Good riddance!

No love,

Mimi

PS. Before you start bitching at me for the one time I declined to show up to another one of your shitty castings, how about that time you made me go, only to have me wake up at 6 am, ride the smelly bus, get to New York, and have you tell me that it has been canceled? Yeah, that’s right, karma is a bitch, now go cry me a river.Error processing request

  1. The only part of this whole scam that was remotely close to being worthwhile. Those were some nice photos, but definitely not worth 3 grands.
  2. Ok, so the cost for each of these might be a bit exaggerated, but not by much. I can’t remember the exact amount.

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