Dear Customer Love at Social Spark,

As of now, you should be reviewing my blog for the nth time, and you will keep reviewing it unless you can give me a damn good reason explaining why my blog was rejected. To tell me that it was because my blog exists solely for payment or to post referral links is complete bullshit, and I will not accept that as an answer. One, I have a total of 9 paid posts in my entire blog. 9 out of 85 posts. How can you say my blog exists solely for payment when I don’t even get a PENNY for more than 8/9 of my posts?

I also took off my Google adsense ads, not to convince you. but because Google is an ass much like you are and I’ve made a total of $0.00 in the last couple months. So much for having a blog solely for payment purposes you twat. So really, I am baffled at how you came up with the idea that my blog was solely for payment purposes. It amazes me how an idiot’s brain works at times, and it’d be fascinating if I could find out what your logic was, if you had any.

Now onto the second part of your argument, about the referral links. I admit, I have some in the money making section. But I didn’t know that was illegal. Even a huge stick in the ass like Google is fine with that, so why shouldn’t you? The links are there, but it’s not like I’m forcing or tricking anyone into clicking them. Oh wait, unless the said person was someone from the customer love of social spark, then just maybe they might be dumb enough to somehow click on those links unknowingly and then cry saying that referral links are bad. But even that doesn’t make sense. See, I’m trying so hard to think like an idiot, but it’s just not working.

So if you’re going to be an ass like Google, at least be a logical and rational ass. As much as I don’t like Google, I can understand where they are coming from and why they do what they do. But you? You’re just being an all-around twat. So either give me a damn good reason why my blog isn’t approved, or better yet, approve it. The last thing Izea needs is another person up their ass. Isn’t Google and their annoying pagerank slapping doing a good job at that already?

No love,

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