Not My Week

written on Tuesday, December 16, 2008

filed under Rants

It’s only Tuesday and I’ve already got a long list of mishaps that have become the stress relievers for my friends during our final week.

Monday afternoon

Finished my Calculus exam an hour early, decides to double check, finds that I’ve done half the problems wrong, has to redo all of it, and ends up getting out only 30 minutes early.
While walking out of the exam room, an auditorium, I trip on the stairs in front of the 100+ people still taking the exam to the sound of a guy going “OHHH”. They were amused, I wasn’t.

Monday night

Dropped the soup pot lid into the soup pot while getting soup at the diner. Had to fish it out. Not pretty.
Leaving the soup area, I knock over a stack of Styrofoam soup bowls. Ugh.
Deciding to get a drink, I chose Raspberry Icetea, only to find that it was out. Boo.
I decide to get root beer instead, pressed the button, and the drink sprayed all over me.
Then my friend pointed out that particular machine was out of order.
I go to a WORKING machine to get lemonade, pressed the button. Yay.
Released the button when my drink was full, but the lemonade kept coming out and got all over the place, including my hand. Ewww.
I looked at my lemonade and it looked dirty. I threw it away and didn’t get anything to drink.

Tuesday morning

Went to sleep at 3am and woke up again at 6am to keep studying for damn Japanese literature.
Finished studying at 7:50am, and my exam was at 8. Had to run out in my pajamas.
Got outside only to find out that it was raining, and I had no umbrella.
Walked up the steps to go inside the building, and I tripped again.
I regained balance only to find that I lost a shoe. Had to hop around with a sock-less foot dangling in the air while trying to find my shoe.
Found my shoe at the bottom of the steps, had to hop down, put the shoe on.
Tripped again and almost lost my other shoe.

Fuck my life.

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