Skype
Skype = gathering place for perverts, idiots, illiterates and pedophiles. It’s an incredible. Just set your status to “skype me”, a stream of weird, perverted, non-English speaking, 40-year-old pedophiles will come stalking you saying things like
hey pretty!
msn? sex cam? like dick?
give me picture
Or they just start calling right away. Like wtf. Do these people have nothing better to do other than stalk people and show off their sex organs? And what is up with people asking you for your msn screen names? Can’t you just talk, if you want to talk at all with these freaks, in skype? Anyways, I thought this was pretty funny:
[10:00:21 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: serkanca_1@hotmail.com
[10:04:02 PM] Jenny says: screw_your_mom@hotmail.com
[10:05:09 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: i am on ?n msn
[10:05:24 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: where are u
[10:05:30 PM] Jenny says: did you add me?
[10:05:40 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: yes
[10:07:15 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: where are u
[10:07:19 PM] Jenny says: omg, what an idiot
It just goes to show you how illiterate these people are.
[10:08:57 PM] a.kursad says: h?
[10:09:06 PM] a.kursad says: good n?ght sweety
[10:11:04 PM] a.kursad says: ?f u want cyber u can call me
[10:11:31 PM] Jenny says: if you want your ass kicked, you can call me too
[10:11:51 PM] a.kursad says: strong g?rl
[10:12:01 PM] Jenny says: stupid guy
[10:12:19 PM] a.kursad says: ? just offer someth?ng
[10:12:41 PM] Jenny says: so was i
But I love going on there when I’m mad, and bitch at all these people. Haha, look at me pwn them all.
[10:12:19 PM] AJ says: whats yr major?
[10:12:31 PM] Jenny says: Molecular and Cellular Biology
[10:17:06 PM] AJ says: ohhhhh thats sound complicated for beautiful girl like u
[10:17:28 PM] Jenny says: no, it’s only complicated for stupid people like you
This program really amuses me. I need to go on more often and take my anger out on the idiots out there. So far I’ve blocked around 1000 people and counting.
Angela says:
It’s like when I report people at Friendster from posting their *cough cough* sexy pictures!
(Megane-ko from BC and LJ here
)
Ai~ says:
OMG These are unbelievable. LOL I don’t get the hype over MSN either, and why bother logging on Skype if it’s MSN you want to be on? *scratches head* Still, it could get entertaining when you’re having a bad day. You have some great comebacks, I see.
Mimi says:
To Ai: A lot of my friends use msn frequently, but it’s for talking to FRIENDS, not random perverted strangers. It’s funny to play around with them, but sometimes they can get disgusting and I can get real mean.
Oh well, they deserve it.
Rikka says:
LOL, I love the last one the best. There are just too many perverts and pedophiles all over the internet.