Weird people on skype

written on October 16, 2006 in Funnies, Stupid People

Skype = gathering place for perverts, idiots, illiterates and pedophiles. It’s an incredible. Just set your status to “skype me”, a stream of weird, perverted, non-English speaking, 40-year-old pedophiles will come stalking you saying things like

hey pretty!

msn? sex cam? like dick?

give me picture

Or they just start calling right away. Like wtf. Do these people have nothing better to do other than stalk people and show off their sex organs? And what is up with people asking you for your msn screen names? Can’t you just talk, if you want to talk at all with these freaks, in skype? Anyways, I thought this was pretty funny:

[10:00:21 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: serkanca_1@hotmail.com
[10:04:02 PM] Jenny says: screw_your_mom@hotmail.com
[10:05:09 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: i am on ?n msn
[10:05:24 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: where are u
[10:05:30 PM] Jenny says: did you add me?
[10:05:40 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: yes
[10:07:15 PM] Sinan905368346214 says: where are u
[10:07:19 PM] Jenny says: omg, what an idiot

It just goes to show you how illiterate these people are.

[10:08:57 PM] a.kursad says: h?
[10:09:06 PM] a.kursad says: good n?ght sweety
[10:11:04 PM] a.kursad says: ?f u want cyber u can call me
[10:11:31 PM] Jenny says: if you want your ass kicked, you can call me too
[10:11:51 PM] a.kursad says: strong g?rl
[10:12:01 PM] Jenny says: stupid guy
[10:12:19 PM] a.kursad says: ? just offer someth?ng
[10:12:41 PM] Jenny says: so was i

But I love going on there when I’m mad, and bitch at all these people. Haha, look at me pwn them all.

[10:12:19 PM] AJ says: whats yr major?
[10:12:31 PM] Jenny says: Molecular and Cellular Biology
[10:17:06 PM] AJ says: ohhhhh thats sound complicated for beautiful girl like u
[10:17:28 PM] Jenny says: no, it’s only complicated for stupid people like you

This program really amuses me. I need to go on more often and take my anger out on the idiots out there. So far I’ve blocked around 1000 people and counting.Error processing request