Do you have strange random words you find yourself using all the time, to the point where people actually recognize you for using those words and start using them too? I was talking to Rachel online1, and we decided to compile a list of my favorite, aka trademark, words. I came up with the following:
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obscene
Ok, this I actually stole from my boyfriend, who uses this word obscenely often, so much that I use it now, and so do my friends. We tend to use this word very loosely, so it can describe anything from the lyrics to Mmm, Whatcha Say to Lin Yu Chun’s singing skills to the idiot population online (ex: the obscene girl who stole my layout and gave me beef about it over Twitter).
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scandalous
I love this word, and I love activities that can be described with this word. As a matter of fact, my friend Karen and I compiled a list of scandalous activities for the summer, including, but not limited to: strip clubs2, getting tattooed3, and being obscene at a karaoke bar4.
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fruit, fruity
This is how the words would be used: I would call a guy a fruit because he has a fruity smile. Believe it or not, that’s actually my nickname for this obscene guy that keeps trying to holler at me and my friends. As for what fruity implies…well, I’ll let you guys figure it out. Hint: It probably means whatever you think it means when you think of the word “fruity”.
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banish
I got this one from this Mac vs PC ad, and for a couple weeks Rachel and I were banishing guys left and right for being lame, assholes, stupid or a combination of the above. So if you are any of those 3 things, I also banish you. You are banished.
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squat
I got this from Rachel, but it just sounded so funny I started saying it left and right. Usually she’d use it in the phrase “I don’t give a squat”, but I just use the word as an insult. So for example, I’d call people a squat, squatface, assquat, squatfruit, or any random combination I come up with. I mean seriously, what kind of comeback can you say if I called you a squatface5? It’s brilliant!
That is my list for now, it’s rather short, but it’s not everyday I come by a word that I love. Do you have random words you use often? I’d love to know what they are!Error processing request
- Which is pretty much every time I’m on the computer ↩
- I should check this one off, since I already went. Let’s just say it was….interesting. And scandalous of course
↩ - I’m a little iffy about this one, doubt it’s going to happen,
↩ - I shall leave that to your imagination. ↩
- Don’t worry, I’m not calling any of my readers a squatface anytime soon… unless you prove yourself to be one. ↩
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