When I’m Bored

I have these moments (one too many of them I say) where I’m absolutely bored and don’t feel like doing anything. It’s not like I have nothing to do. Oh no, I have readings for class, homework, exams to study for, update my blog, all sorts of good things, but I just get into one of those moments where I don’t feel like doing anything except laugh at (mostly stupid) jokes and things.

F*** My Life (FML)
This is one of my favorite new sites to visit. Most of the things written are pretty funny (if you’re the mean type like me who like to laugh at other people’s miseries), but I also read them to remind myself that there are worse things happening to other people, that I’m not alone. Shit happens. Seriously.

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I’d been hooking up with and wanted to make my ex-girlfriend jealous. I kissed her and she immediately smacked me. I got a “ha-ha” text message from my ex. FML

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

FAIL Blog
Just a collection of humorous pictures, from the same blog network as LOL cats (I can has cheezburger?). I guess looking at photos and videos of other people/things/places failing makes me feel better. Wow, I never realized how pessimistic I was. I need to find some new hobbies and hang around more chirpy people.

My Mom is a Fob
I don’t think you’ll understand this fully unless you have fobby Asian parents. But even if you don’t, I suppose the stuff they say (or rather, capable of messing up on) is unbelievable. Visit My Dad is a Fob for even more fobby humor.

Just after my parents got married and my mom had only been in the states about 2 years, they went to dinner with my dad’s co-worker and his wife. The check came and there was talk of who would pay the bill. My mom had just recently learned a new term and proudly announced, “LET’S ALL DOUCHE!!!”

I had been single for quite sometime so my mom confronted me about my credit card statement.
Mom: I saw your credit card statement and one entry had “Fall Out Boy” for $80.
Me: Yeah, so?
Mom: Are you calling gay sex hotline?
Me: What is wrong with you?!!! They are tickets for a concert!

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written on February 26, 2009 in Funnies

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http://dreaminginthedark.org Barb

I recently found FML and can't stop laughing. Some of the stuff on their is just out of this world! I enjoy a little FAIL every now and then as well!
http://blog.rikuka-doll.net/ rikuka

, i've never seen the FML site before.. ahh it's fking hilarious. really sad though ;p
& i look at fail blog every now and then, not much though bcus i feel like i'm loosing way too many brain cell every time i do, but that site is funny too
http://www.everdestiny.com Destiny

Hahaha, those are some good sites to read for sure!! Recently my girlfriend had FML on her username, and I asked her what it means and she finally explained it to me. It's pretty funny
I'm going to have to check out that FOB site!!!
http://www.silent-white.com/ Cat

I love those 3 sites! I check failblog often along with their other sites (icanhascheezburger, icanhashotdog). FML is something I found recently, and I think it's great. It's funny, but it really does make you realize that people have worst things happening to them. I think My mom is a FOB is funny, though I don't check it often.
http://kay.dubious.nu Kaylee

I think "My mom is fob" is my new favourite one. I love this one:

my status: is ……. going to sleep after he submits his photos and license release to The Knot
Mom: why?…you want people to know what you are doing every step? you don’t have to.
http://candy-blush.net MsCandyBlush

Haha that website is so funny, I must visit it sometime hehehe, especially when I'm bored and I need to laugh
http://twentyfourcarat.net Katy

I love all those sites too! Also added to my list: This is why your fat and Post Secret.
http://dawnawakens.wordpress.com/ Jenovi

Wow, those sites are extremely hilarious, excellent for a good laugh. I'll definitely hang around these sites as much as possible. LOL
http://hoshigirl.com Gel

I've never heard of that site before, the FML thing. It's so hilarious!!! I'm seriously gonna check it out after I post this comment. Parents can be really funny sometimes, it's like they're part of a different world and they could no longer relate with our generation. Haha!
http://herssecret.com anne

I love the fmylife website, i even follow it on twitter.. people that are miserable make me happy…LOL
http://silencemyheart.org Lauren

I found two of those sites this week, and they are very funny. I love sites like that, but I could spent way too much time reading them
http://www.panikku.com ongaku

LMAO!!! Awesome sites. I love things like that, which is why I like checking cats every weekday at work.

I will have to remember the FML website though. The last one made me go X_X and then bust out laughing. That has got to suck.
http://ciots.cebalrai.net Jhase

That last one, perfection. Seriously, I just busted out on that one. I love sites like these, they're good pick me ups when you're bored or un-inspired.
http://www.zassy.me Lisa

haha! FML is now bookmarked!
http://shadesofme.org Brandy

I love Failblog. I've gotten so many laughs. It wins at life.
http://nookish.com Imdolien

Ah, I just got linked to that site today, and was laughing at all the insane things people came up with.
Oh and, really, who could blame you for wanting a little silly fluff to help dilute the stress that comes with finals and all that. I know I doooo…
http://beatifique.org/ Ai~

FML is pretty hot right now! These are quite hilarious, . Especially the "fat reflection" bit. Haha. Thanks for sharing
http://divergente.org Mimi

Hey girl,

Just wanted to let you know that I'm compiling a list of sites to visit when bored and I just noticed you had this section on your site . I had NO idea and I don't want you to think I'm copying you or anything. FML and FailBlog are on my list, too. I LOVE those sites .
http://www.makesulol.com Jake

These are great sites haha.

You should add http://www.makesulol.com to your list. It's new but it's growing. Has some funny stories on it already. Spread the humor!